It’s been a long time since I’ve checked in to my original Gmail account and a friendly reminder that inactive accounts are going to be deleted, I decided to log in and see what horribly silly things I’ve been up to in the other leg of the trousers of time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2,090 Unread messages in the primary bucket; 157 in Social; 12,443 in Updates; 3,426 in Forums; and 49,274 in Promotions. 4.79GB used on the account. Let’s get deleting!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently sometime in 2019 I signed up for a Tucson AZ Psychic’s mailing list. It’s not been the noisiest, but it was the first thing I saw, so it’s the first to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just this week I have some validation codes for WeSell Cellular, whatever that is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am part of a parents group in Ontario Canada, implying another child I didn’t know I have. Wonders never cease.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think someone with a boyfriend named Josh and a dog named Toby had some … issues in their relationship. I suppose I never replied because it’s been a while since I looked. I hope Toby got the food they were worried about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m getting emails from Katie Porter, who is doing the Lord’s work in congress, but I’m in the wrong state.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently I had my Mazda serviced in Queensland Australia which is, to my knowledge, the furthest I’ve traveled in my alternate timelines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of my families has had a few deaths since I last checked in with them. They hurt just as much as my wife’s father and my mother’s sister who passed away last month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did use this email to set up a second FB account so I could play games back when that was a thing we were stupid enough to do, so many of the alerts are valid reminders of my wife’s birthday, but Julia isn’t getting her messages. Ah well. Life is better after Facebook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hope Jim enjoys the PTO he signed up for. Why I have to know about it? I don’t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Otherwise it doesn’t seem too exciting, this alternate life of mine. Apparently one of me shopped at Michael’s (which I don’t) and SHEIN (which I refuse to do). I’ve been shopping menswear is Quebec but I doubt even they could make this corpse look good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t like to travel, but I have Jennifer’s ticket to San Antonio next month. She can have it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I owe someone in the UK $920 according to Pay Pal. This is the sort of thing I feel bad about. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over 8,000 messages deleted, and I simply don’t feel good about it. I’m down to about 4.28GB used, and still have thousands of emails to purge. I guess nobody’s been having any fun these past couple of years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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