 {"id":51,"date":"2018-12-02T01:12:29","date_gmt":"2018-12-02T09:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joshuarenglish.com\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2018-11-30T22:48:23","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T06:48:23","slug":"uncle-josh-runs-the-gauntlet-part-1-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joshuarenglish.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/02\/uncle-josh-runs-the-gauntlet-part-1-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncle Josh Runs The Gauntlet (Part 1 of ?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been 8 days (as I write this) since the second season of MST3K dropped to Netflix. They are calling it &#8220;the Gauntlet &lt;insert weird hand gesture here&gt;&#8221; and imply that Jonah and the bots have to watch six hideous movies in a row, which is kind of a riff on the dedicated fans who spend Thanksgiving watching six hideous movies in a row. (Disclosure: I disrupted several holiday meals to record every song in the first MTV 100 Top Videos of the Year, so I know something about this kind of dedicated fan thing. That, and I&#8217;ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show 500 times.)<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve watched two of them so far. This article is about <em>Mac and Me<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t watch <em>Mac and Me<\/em> when it came out for a couple of reasons.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I recognized it as a horrible ripoff of E.T. the Extraterrestrial<\/li>\n<li>I was a senior in high school when it came out so I was not it&#8217;s target market.<\/li>\n<li>I was aware of the movie in that my friends were mocking the product placements.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>So the movie held no attraction to me then, or in the 30 years since it&#8217;s release. Of course I bounced around the IMDB page\u00a0 to see if anyone attached to this movie survived to have a career in Hollywood (short answer: mostly not), and I naturally tried to see if the recent reviews matched up with the first round reviews (they did). It is not a good movie, but damn if it doesn&#8217;t try.<\/p>\n<p>It wants me to care about a separated family of rubber aliens who communicate through whistling, are very relaxed about their shape, and apparently are strong, electrically grounded, and (for &#8220;reasons&#8221;) able to revive dead children. It tries too hard, maybe. I&#8217;m not sure where they are supposed to be: perhaps one of Saturn&#8217;s moons that looks like Nevada.<\/p>\n<p>I believe Crow riffs about wanting to watch the movie the composer thought he was scoring, and the bits of the score I could hear justified this.<\/p>\n<p>The one thing I do think <em>Mac and Me<\/em> deserves some credit for is the way it handled Jade Calegory&#8217;s character Eric. Eric, like Jade, is in a chair. I didn&#8217;t know Jade had spina bifida until after the scene where he pushes himself out of his bed into his chair; I thought it was perhaps a choice the director made and the kid playing Eric was really good at playing that aspect of the role. Then I looked it up.<\/p>\n<p>The cool thing about <em>Mac and Me<\/em> is that nobody blinks at Eric in a chair. His family, naturally, wouldn&#8217;t be freaked out at this point. Mom explains how the house will be easy for him to navigate, which is entirely practical and a sign that Mom gives a shit. Nobody else reacts in any negative way. Cultural Appropriation Girl Next Door doesn&#8217;t blink. Her trendy McDonald&#8217;s Model Sister doesn&#8217;t blink. Neither does their mom, any of the kids at the party. Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The chair is part of Eric and the people around him make room or help out but there are no negative reactions.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost like the chair is invisible. Eric is short and a bit wider than a normal kid. I appreciate it because really at no point is the chair part of the definition of who Eric is. It&#8217;s not the chair that turns Eric into a background character in his story, it&#8217;s the awful writing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sad that this integration is just as a fantastical reality as a whistling rubber monster driving off after a citizenship swearing-in ceremony.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Epilogue: I realize as I write this out that it is possibly entirely a point of privilege that I can think this kind of integration is a good thing and that the idea that the &#8220;chair doesn&#8217;t define Eric&#8221; is condescending. That&#8217;s certainly not the intention behind it. I guess a better phrase would be &#8220;the chair doesn&#8217;t limit Eric in any way or is treated as a massive inconvenience to anyone else&#8221;. 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